my iphone

a short rant...

I hate it when an individual who owns an iphone refers to said phone as their iphone.

Ok, let me explain. The individual is incapable of simply saying "my phone" when referring, in any context at all, to his/her cell phone. Instead they have to MAKE SURE that YOU KNOW their cellular device is in fact an iphone.

One of the MANY examples that I have come across recently...

Someone is giving a talk in church and mentions that he is a bit blind and can't see the clock so as to keep track of time. He proceeds to explain... "but don't worry I have my iphone up here to help me out" and uses this stage to proudly display his shiny toy. Ugh.

Nobody cares that you have an iphone. They really don't. If anything they hate you for pointing out that you do. So stop.

Go ahead..listen, you will see what I mean and it will make you want to shoot yourself in the eye too.

OK, gotta go..my iphone's ringing.

a paperback novel

As thuggish mentioned, this is not only a blog about how much we hate blogs but about things we hate in general. This being the case I present to you Chad Kroeger of the band Nickelback. Mr. Kroeger represents everything that is evil in this world. Chad's lyrics cut right through my soul and not in a good way... because upon incision I begin vomiting blood. I wish I could write some witty little ditty (don't steal that line Chad) about how awful he really is, but the fact is his lyrics tell-all and truly expose him as the worst singer/song writer of all time... I simply cannot compete. So what I leave with you today are some of my most beloved lyrics from the pure genius that is Nickelbacks front man..take it away Chad.


I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels

Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes

Sign a couple autographs

So I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, uh huh)

I think I'm gonna dress my ass

With the latest fashion

Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion

Gonna date a centerfold that loves to

Blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair and change my name"

He managed to "rhyme" tassels with assholes AND mention that he has a hankerin' for a Quesadilla in one verse. Bravo.

Kim's the first girl I kissed

I was so nervous that I nearly missed

Look at this photograph

Every time I do it makes me laugh

How did our eyes get so red?

And what the hell is on Joey’s head?

Kim's eyes got so red because upon hearing your music she attempted to cut them out with a dull machete to ease the pain of her ears...

Well someone spilled the beans and now her name's in the press

Tough to keep it all a secret when you're one of the best

The judge is going easy because he paid for her chest

Yeah he loves his little naughty wicked witch of the west

It's like a 3rd grader learning the magic of rhyme for the very first time



...and finally

"S" is for the simple need

"E" is for the ecstasy

"X" is just to mark the spot

Because that's the one you really want.

Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,'Cause the answer's yes.

Oh! The answer's: yes.

no words

Contemplating his next masterpiece...

keelay here

thanks thuggish for the intro...

however, i have to disagree with her on one thing. no, this is not "mostly engars thing", all three of us hate you and your blogs equally. i do have to point out that engar does in fact have a blog of her own, so maybe some clarification is needed as to what type of blogs are hated most. engar, care to elaborate???

in my case...if your blog mentions anything about 'Young Womens Girls Camp' ...i hate your blog.

...it should go without saying, but if any of the images on your blog resemble any of the following...yeah, we hate that too...

welp...

this is our blog. i am quite certain that we agreed to post something about how much we hate people and their blogs.
we hate people and their blogs.
some people think they are really important and that they need a blog to tell the world how important they are. this is really more of engar's thing.. so she is invited to elaborate on the next post about why people with blogs suck so bad.

i mostly think people with facebooks suck. more on this to come.

mostly this blog will be about things we don't like. hope you enjoy.