Wednesday, July 14, 2010

my iphone


a short rant...




I hate it when an individual who owns an iphone refers to said phone as their iphone.


Ok, let me explain. The individual is incapable of simply saying "my phone" when referring, in any context at all, to his/her cell phone. Instead they have to MAKE SURE that YOU KNOW their cellular device is in fact an iphone.


One of the MANY examples that I have come across recently...


Someone is giving a talk in church and mentions that he is a bit blind and can't see the clock so as to keep track of time. He proceeds to explain... "but don't worry I have my iphone up here to help me out" and uses this stage to proudly display his shiny toy. Ugh.


Nobody cares that you have an iphone. They really don't. If anything they hate you for pointing out that you do. So stop.


Go ahead..listen, you will see what I mean and it will make you want to shoot yourself in the eye too.


OK, gotta go..my iphone's ringing.

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